Happy spring (I hope and pray)! It’s time to move from planting seeds for the/your economy (Taurus) to talkin’/squawkin’ ’bout it (Gemini) with anybody who’ll listen, starting on the day of the Moon, ’round 4:00 in the afternoon. Communication/duality/mentality will be the key(s)! This be the truth, from Michael P.


b TAURUS (4.19-5.19)  Have you learned to sing yet? You’re here to… Aries rules the head, Taurus rules the throat and the next sign, Gemini (starting on May 20th), provides the wind to spread whatever springs from your mind and lips through your beautiful voice. Your ruler Venus is in Gemini for the rest of May, so we’d like to hear what you’ve got to say…soon; perhaps by the May 24th Sagittarian Full Moon? Make it beautiful, cut the “bull,” and spread the love. I can’t think of a Taurus I don’t love…

c GEMINI (5.20-6.19)  Time for you to make it lighter. Sure, you’re late once (or twice) again, you don’t know how you’re gonna pay the rent this time(?), your (heating) bills are killing you, you’re not getting enough/any support from the lowlifes you’re living with (P.S., you’re getting older), everybody’s scared and uptight and you’re feeling lost and misunderstood…but there are dandelions, bees, birdies and yellow and pink flowers all over the backyard of your life, if you’ll just look out your window… As a Gemini, you are the “breath of spring.” What’s your spring gonna bring?

d CANCER (6.20-7.21)  Time for you to start thinking about the/any mistakes you’ve made — mostly through/with your mouth. Mercury just entered Gemini (your theoretical 12th House), to be followed by the Sun on Moonday the 20th. Get a jump on the meditation before it jumps (chumps?) you. We suffer more from what comes out of our mouths than from what goes into ’em, don’t we? For you, silence is “Silver,” you’re the Lone Ranger, and Johnny Depp’s Tonto! “Hi-yo, Silver, awaaaaaay…”

e LEO (7.22-8.21)  Your reputation (10th House) is in whatever tattered form/state you’ve offered to your cohorts and subjects, and now — since a king or queen without followers remains/is a hermit — I would suggest/guess that it’s time that you pay your pipers for their loyalty and placate them with a party (11th House). The Moon’s in your sign ’til Saturday morn, so party hearty/on!

f VIRGO (8.22-9.21)  Hang loose on Friday and the weekend is all yours! On Moonday the Sun enters Gemini, and you receive a boon at noon as you(’ll) find that any and all obstacles are only in your mind.

g LIBRA (9.22-10.21)  You’ve got 2 trains a runnin’ (and everybody knows it!); one for tomorrow, and one just for today. That’s the price you pay for being sooooo good-lookin’! But who can say what price WE pay? Smile, and poof! Your “Bills” will disappear! But what about your Toms, Dicks and Harrys?

h SCORPIO (10.22-11.20)  Wow! How dost thou emerge from/through Taurus unscathed? The whole world balanced out last week’s luck with this week’s *%#! and  &%#@$*-ed! Meditate (and do your yoga) ’til the 4th of July and by then, you’ll know why. Saturn will be moving direct, and you can expect a direct effect on October-born Scorpios, as it’ll be time (Saturn) to pay the piper, with your esoteric ruler Pluto in mutual reception (was it good for you?) in Capricorn, the sign of Pan.

i SAGITTARIUS (11.21-12.20)  The culmination of this past year is a week away. Yes, it’s true that yours is the sign of the prophet, but the answer this time will come from another; perhaps a sister and/or a brother? One more week to seek/grow, and depending on how things go (50/50?) next week (when once again we speak), you’ll know — as soon as the next Full Moon on the 24th…in your sign!

j CAPRICORN (12.21-1.18)  One more week to gather (Taurus), followed by the need to balance out work/health (5th House) issues to help the money flow grow. Plant your seeds in fertile soil.

k AQUARIUS (1.19-2.17)  Stay at home (in your mind, at least) for another week, until next we speak. Build somehow/something rooted from your home center (4th House Taurus) into the realms of joy and creativity (5th House) that you wish to enter. Plant the seeds for this year’s deeds/garden in fertile soil and allow the forces of nature (Virgo) and flow to provide the toil.

l PISCES (2.18-3.19)  Let’s just look at the aspects, shall we? Around brunch time on Friday is good for your mystical side. On Saturday morn, you catch a dream aboard 2 trains runnin’, comin’ with 2 choices and/from 2 voices. (Or what’s “worser,” if it comes vice “verser”?) You’ll know by Saturday mid-afternoon, from a/the contrary Virgo Moon. By Sunday’s sunset you can expect to feel the regret, ’til you swoon from a harmonious/musical, prophetic dream early on the day of the Moon.

a ARIES (3.20-4.18)  You’re plowing through the/your economic fields ’til June. The next Full Moon on the 24th hits you in the travel/education sphere, and you’re going to want to get outta here for philosophical reasons, as we are finally changing seasons. Bon voyage!

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