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Et 2: Brute

The best idea for a Gladiator sequel is not doing one. The second best idea is bringing Russell Crowe back as a zombie Roman warrior and letting him go full The Pope’s Exorcist up in it. The third best idea is letting Denzel Washington treat the unnecessary film as a mash-up between Training Day and […]

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Gravity Defied, Theater Kids Can Stand Down

Wicked’s lineage is so complicated, Maury Povich is heavy breathing. L. Frank Baum’s book became a movie that inspired a book that became a musical that became a movie. You may be expecting a snide comment about derivative exploitation of “intellectual property,” but your presumption is wrong. Wow, you should really be forced to watch […]

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The G7 Ain’t GR8

It is entirely possible that Rumours, an alleged comedy from writers/directors Evan Johnson, Galen Johnson, and Guy Maddin, is smart and funny. I am basing a lot of that on the fact that Cate Blanchett agreed to star in it. I am not basing a lot of that on my having found it smart and […]

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The Haunting of Notting Hill House

A deranged lunatic using religion as an excuse to torture women is also the plot of Heretic, arguably the best use of Hugh Grant’s face since his mug shot, a memory that also feels upsettingly timely. The film is essentially a sandwich where the bread is monologues and the meaty filling is slightly shorter monologues. […]

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Cause & Culture: Sharing stories of humanity

If life has felt a bit heavy lately, you are not alone. Between the divisiveness of the political climate that has bled over into our personal lives, social media that has us either doom-scrolling or comparing our lives to a shallow peek at someone else’s, and constant news cycle, it can be easy to feel […]

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Don’t Pick Bachelor Number 3, Pick the Bear

As the revered historian Netflix tells it, not being murdered by a serial killer was an impressive feat in the past. Like, was every dude in the 1970s/80s a mass murderer? It’s a good thing that the violent, disturbed tendencies men once had towards women has been totally and completely removed from society… It feels […]

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