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    Light on Bananas

    A nearly super-fun reintroduction of King Kong, complete with huge spiders and a bonkers John C. Reilly. more

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    A Reel Good Deal

    This nuanced thriller won Best Foreign Film at the Academy Awards. For real, Beatty didn't screw this one up. more

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    Hurry Up, Sunset

    The swan song of a long-running superhero is just as overwrought as the rest of his tenure. more


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    Fun With Fascism

    A creative take on the generally stale biopic genre, this film gets bonus points for mocking fascists. Not that that's particularly relevant right now... more

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    Slightly Worse White People

    This brilliantly literal take on race relations works as a satire and as a damn-good horror movie unto itself. more

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    Basic Bitching

    This foreign film is yet another example of a basic, uninspired movie getting too much praise. more

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    This spin-off of a one-note, hilarious character from The Lego Movie feels exactly one-note and less hilarious. more

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    The More Things (Don’t) Change

    A well-intended and frequently brilliant glimpse into a genius from the past with insight on the present. more

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    Embrace the Wick-iverse

    With more goofy mythos and plenty more headshots, this second chapter is the rare sequel that outdoes the original. more


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