Happy Fool Moon in Aquarius! Anything can happen! Let’s discuss it all — and the Aquarian Age possibility — at the Holy Smoke Year of the Cat Vou Dou Lounge (where the magique happens) at 6118 Military, on Saturday, from 1:00 p.m. ’til two minutes of 2:00…and please bring seven bucks you don’t need anymore to donate (covered by my money-back guarantee). From the Aquarian-Age astrologer MOJOPO, High Priest of Nature, Servant of the Sun and Guardian of the Twilight Well. “May you never thirst.”
e LEO (7.23-8.22) Here comes the Fool Moon in your opposite sign this next Saturday, August 13th, while Mercury retrogrades in Virgo opposite a retrograding Neptune in early Pisces. I can hear you thinking, “What’s that gotta (expletive deleted) do with me?” Well, how does the MOJO know that right now you’re receptive to (or receiving) an illusionary ideal (or a deal) of how gaining other people’s money is pulling/faceting/affecting your concept of self-worth, and how it affects the confidence you pitch in the delivery of your selling of yourself. Close? It should manifest in a month and a half, during the last week in September.
f VIRGO (8.23-9.22) Dear fools, oh God! It’s all gonna be your fault — especially the August Virgos. Take a three-week vacation, whether you’re allowed to or not. Everyone else (in your life) is… How does the MOJO know — that everything that can mess up — will. We’ll talk about it at my Fool Moon lecture at 6118 Military, on Saturday at 1:00.
g LIBRA (9.23-10.22) Lookin’ good at a party? That’s your only, humble goal (duty) this week. If you can’t find a party — make one up, and then look gaaouoooooddd! Think royal, act royally and you’ll be treated royally — you good-looking dogs!
h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22) Speaking of good-looking dogs; your eyes transcend all thoughts of “looks.” You’ve got it — whatever “it” is. You are it. Don’t flaunt it. You’ll lose it. Just be it, because you are it. Go deep and find your “root,” or just let go and see what you become. Your formula is/would be “with an open mind and a pure heart.” Write it down to better bring it into this world. That’s the real you. That’s it.
i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21) You are about to go into an “am I in love with love?” phase for the rest of this year. The sooner you make it clear, the sooner you get out of here. Your/this meditation starts in/by September. What is love? Tell me when you see me, and I’ll tell you what you’re dreaming of… That’s love!
j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20) I’m an Aquarian-Age astrologer. I’m allowed to go deep. Are you allowed to go deep? Then I’m deeper than you. Less social pressure for me? More social responsibility for you? Fear of social censure? Not only did you buy it…you are it. You instigated it. You keep the program running. You are too busy holding up examples of moral fiber to attain any moral fiber. You know what you (can) do with your moral fiber?
k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19) Your Fool Moon is/will be/was on Saturday the 13th, at two minutes to 2:00 in the afternoon, sandwiched between lunar opposition from Venus earlier, and Mercury later. The details won’t matter much, as I’m sure this whole weekend you’ll be out to lunch. It’s your half birthday! Party like a fool! That’s the only way to transcend this one; otherwise you will/would miss the boat.
l PISCES (2.20-3.20) The Moon’s in Pisces on Sunday, Moonday and Tuesday, ’til sunset. Time for you to put a cap on something — especially a Leo or a fiery leonine character. Perhaps at a party? Mix your weekend with as many humans as possible. Unexpectedly, a small percentage will/may have your answers. If you could/can only remember the question… How about another drink?
a ARIES (3.21-4.20) Right now, Mars in Cancer is in opposition to Pluto in Capricorn. Sounds like it’s time for you to redo your pad…or your whole relationship? What’s missing? What’s the cure? Next Wednesday the 17th will be as strange, difficult and as unusual as you will allow the 18th to be absolutely beautiful — ’til the next dawn.
b TAURUS (4.21-5.20) One more week (and a half?) for you to think you’re the queen and/or the king of everything. See(k) what kind of “harvest” the weekend of August 21st shall bring, your (current) majesty. Hint: Humility cannot be taught, it can only be learnt. We are only here on Earth to find what (y)our dreams are worth.
c GEMINI (5.21-6.21) Next Tuesday, August 16th, looks good for you. The eloquence of the spoken word can/will be heard and used to/for your advantage, if ’tis a bard or poet(ess) thee wish to be? Shakespeare could/shall be a key… Oh Romeo, Romeo, where shall thou be? Time to speak, act and behave royally, for ’tis Mercury conjunct Venus in Leo, you see.
d CANCER (6.22-7.22) How are the crybabies of the zodiac? Did you know that there are more millionaire Cancers than any other sign? Ahhh… What we’ll do to fight our insecurities. We’ll see, won’t we? Happy Fool Moon on the 13th, at two ’til 2:00 in the afternoon. Let’s have fun amidst all the confusion. Anything can happen, right? People, people, people…