Happy Mother’s Day on Sunday! We’ve all got one. This year, Mother’s Day falls on the 13th, along with a Jupiterian conjunction of the Sun, leading to the New Moon/Mercury/Jupiter/solar conjunction and eclipse on May 20th. Take your psychological shoes off and romp unencumbered through the fertile grasslands on/of our Mother Earth. Remember, when your feet are covered with shoes, your world is covered in leather (or rubber). Feel the naked power. Gravity is the love of Mother Earth for all of her children. There are no mistakes. Peace and love shall conquer all.


b TAURUS (4.21-5.20) This is it. Mother’s Day morning initiates the culmination of all of last year’s works and preparations and the hopes and dreams of your possibilities — your BIG PICTURE! On Sunday morning, write your dream(s) down to help birth them into this 3-D world. May 13th starts your last climb toward the New Moon (conjunct Mercury and Jupiter) on the Gemini/Taurus cusp on May 20th. If you’ve played your card$ well, that’$ when the money $hould $tart pouring in. In your own personal, emotional realm, don’t choose too soon. You’ve got ’til the end of June to voice your/any choice.

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  Bring it forth. We are on the cusp of your luckiest year in 12. Use it before you lose it, somehow, in one short year from now. I know, right now you’re in love for the next 2 months — or until you find out what love is — or isn’t. Hint: Love is not an excuse; it’s a reason for being. Think about it.

d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  Sleep late on Friday and (a)void an unexpected hassle… But wait a minute — how ya gonna know ’bout it if it doesn’t happen (astrology’s/astrologers’ dilemma!)? If you don’t go, you’ll never know… Make Mother’s Day a special feast day (the Sun conjunct Jupiter). May I suggest the seafood — but watch out for anything too spicy (Moon in Pisces opposite Mars in Virgo)! This is the week for you to develop a new friend. More about that next week, when we speak once again.

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  From the winds of Gemini I hears that you’re about to shift gears into your new “idears” (i.e., the ideas you hold dear). But first, it May (hint!) be time for thee to finance the part (-EEEE!) with the friends who keep thee where your future never ends… Methinks it be time to maybe pay thee subjects, your majesties? Methinks, at least, a round of drinks?

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  You’re easy! (No, I’m not talkin’ ’bout dat!) I’m talkin’ ’bout dis year’s garden — or, at least, the philosophy of the garden of your mind. Why is it so hard to (de)fin(e)d? The idea has been initiated (Mercury just left Aries), and now is the time to plant/educate your seed in fertile soil and/to harvest by/on your birthday as a gift from a great, full universe for your work behind the “seams.”

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  The love you seek is only a month-and-a-half debate “await.” Travel and educational opportunities (9th House) will help the mystery. Who knows whom you might meet…and how sweet? (Who’d you think about, right there?)

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  Only one more week in the barrel, Maties! Captains, give your power to your/any lieutenants and see(k)/test how these “partners” act with that inherent power. Wenches, keep your voice/counsel to yourselves. Study love, unencumbered. You can speak in a week.

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  The 13th(!), you mother! Wake up early to your new self (for this year) on Sunday. You’ve got a week in Gaga-land. In a/that week, you’ll understand. You’ve been waiting/preparing/hoping all year. It’s here! The 13th!

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  Unexpected money (the Moon in your 2nd Hou$e $extile the planet Uranu$ in Arie$) ha$ a chance at lunchtime on Friday and again on $atur(n)day at $un$et, when the Moon trine$ your ruler, $aturn.

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  You are the Capricorn luck this weekend. Read the info above. Know any? Electrif(r)y ’em, and have a happy Mother’s Day! Your luck is at home in a week… We’ll speak.

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  Please read Sagittarius. The Moon enters your sign on Mother’s Day morning, and without warning — boom(!), you’re on the Moon. Now, read Cancer for the answer. From your new friend you’ll discover a new lover, and what’s funny is that you’ll make money with the May 20th New Moon/Sun/Mercury/Jupiter conjunction and Solar Eclipse on the Gemini/Taurus cusp at the end of your 8th House. Good luck!

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  The money starts rollin’ in, starting next Wednesday, the 16th. You should start getting paid from a relative on the following Moonday (your 2nd/3rd House-cusp Solar Eclipse/Taurean conjunction on the 20th). Of course, money is not the only way we can get paid, right? You can also get paid with the truth — and that’s the truth this week, ’til once again we speak…

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