All right! Happy Solstice on December 21st! Happy Mayan Long Count Calendar New Year’s; 5,125 years. Let’s see if we can start a new one… We’ve done it before. It’s the perfect time to study the Mayan wisdom. Philosophically, we are the modern Maya. Some (such as Augustus Le Plungeon) believe that the Egyptians were a tribe of Maya (sharing such concepts as the divinity of their god-kings, pyramids, and cocaine —which has been found in the mummies of pharaohs, even though coca only grew in South America). Moses, the avatar of the Arian Age, was privy, as an adopted member of the Egyptian aristocracy, to the high holy Egyptian occult knowledge, and brought that knowledge to the traditions of Jewish mysticism, which links through to the Judeo-Christian history and is therefore available to/for you. Merry Christmas from Santa MOJO. —Ku’uhul Mut Ahaw

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  We start the transit of your sign on the Winter Solstice, which is just before dawn this Friday, December 21st. Your ruler Saturn is conjunct All Hallow’s Eve, the feast of Samhain (or “summer’s end”), which is at 7/8° Scorpio; the moment the darkness supersedes the light of the day of the year and opens the door to subconscious fear, as the powers of night give flight to the light. Now/then, you’ll know what I mean when I say to me, every day is Halloween. Wha’cha gonna be? —Michael P. Good day to see “The Hobbit”…

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  Good morning! I see you startin’ your awakening (your esoteric ruler, the planet Uranus, just moved direct at 4° Aries) and makin’ some bacon — and some sense out of it all. A new plan is perking and working like your early morning coffee. You can smell it right under your lip as you’re trying to get a handle on it to take your first sip. It started brewing exactly one year ago. How does the MOJO know that your awakening of 2013 will be around April 1st — for better or worse, a blessing or a curse? Then you’ll see what I mean, Coffee Bean.

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  Mystics (Neptunians) steeped in Christmas cheer offer Santa Claus another beer, as elves empty shelves and harness reindeer to get Rudolph off and all the toys outta here. Neptune’s in Pisces for another 13 years. That’s why the wine’s so fine! Why think when you can drink? Merry Chariiithmas! Hiccup…! I think… Hiccup… Jupiterians prefer to stay at home (4th House) to/and write another poem. Jupiter’s in Gemini — that’s why.

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  Time to channel your energy, Santa Claus, as Mars finishes transiting Capricorn, its sign of exaltation and highest expression, shortly after dinner on Christmas Day, and then moves into Aquarius and it’s time, once again, for you to give it all away. Have/make a Merry Christmas!

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)  Venus (love) is in Sagittarius (freedom)’til late on January 8. There’s no art (Venus) without perfect freedom. If you’re in any way sad, it’s because you aren’t living an artful life. Draw a picture, write a poem, sing your song — and then find someone to sing along.

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  After the Full Moon in Cancer on December 28th, you open a channel through/to the wisdom of the Maya, with Mercury, your ruler, conjunct the Hunab Ku. Wake up and tell us of/in your dreams.

d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  Drink deep of the family atmosphere this week and prepare for the new year on your half-birthday; the Full Moon in Cancer in opposition to the Sun conjunct Pluto, before dawn on December 28th. You’ll be called upon to regenerate or die, to be born again — or wonder why. Take your pick, Slick. See ya next week…I think?

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  Ahhh… Business, business, business. Somebody’s gotta pay for it all… Boss?

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  Please read Gemini. See ya on/in the steps/depths of Palenque. Signed, Pacal Votan. If you can dream about it…I’ll see you there…

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  Please read Taurus. You are presented with 2 paths on Christmas Day.

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  You didn’t get left out on the website last week; just in the print version of this article. It suggested/said that “Here come$ the money, honey/$unny,” based on the Cazimi New Moon in your theoretical 2nd Hou$e of $agittariu$ on the 13th. How’d I do?

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  For you to rest is best. Enjoy Christmas and clear/clean up your mess…then it’s time to get in gear for the coming new year.

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