It’s a Full Moon weekend! Happy Full Moon in Cancer (before dawn on Friday the 28th), in opposition to Pluto, which is conjunct the Sun. Have a Happy New Year’s, and let’s see what 2013 has to offer thee. Peace and love shall conquer all. There are no mistakes, if you do what you do for the experience. “Are you experienced?” From the “Voodoo Child,” musical mystic and black master of the white Stratocaster, Jimi Hendrix.

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  WOW! Wasn’t that quick? Wham, bam, thank you Ma’am! In and out like a cub scout. You know what I’m talkin’ ’bout! Happy New Year’s early, Squirrely/Shirley! Mars entered your sign around mid-November, settin’ you up to remember. Now, use what you’ve gathered during this recent phase (Mars in your 1st House) and turn it into a decent wage (Mars moves into Aquariu$, your 2nd Hou$e). Time to make the money to pay for it, Honey. Your color is electric sky-blue. Your lucky number is 7.

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  Here comes Mars to guide you to/through the stars. Power to/in/through the people; gearing you up for this New Year’s social fair! Your lucky color’s red (to get ahead), or green (to remain serene). Your lucky number 5 will help you survive/arrive. Your esoteric ruler (Uranus…yes, I’ve heard that joke before) just moved direct, and kicks up all kinds of dust next spring. Here’s an unexpected January preview for you.

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  Neptunian mystics unite in an ocean of devotion. Your color’s purple, your number is 9. Jupiterians: time to write — but not tonight. For this coming month, it’s time to just do the research. The color for you is royal blue. You’re number’s 8; infinity on its side.

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  Your ruler Mars just graduated from Capricorn, its sign of exaltation, and matriculates into Aquarius on Christmas Day, moving from your 10th House of fame and fortune and heading into your 11th (Aquarius) House, creating a “mutual reception” situation ’til the first week in February. Pretty hairy! Your ruler Mars is in Aquarius, while the planet Uranus, the esoteric ruler of Aquarius, resides in Aries. They’ll work together. You may be intrigued by the idea of joining an unusual group which guides you into a unique personality shift, based on a recently discovered truth about yourself and your individuality. Your color is electric light-blue. Your lucky number is 7.

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)  Time to study the Maya. You’ll find a clue for you in about a week — or two (around January 6th) — when next we speak. Enjoy your freedom (while Venus transits Sagittarius), before responsibility (Venus in Capricorn) raises its ugly purple head, forcing you outta bed to start your new year by clearing up any of your old bill$ (January 10th)! Your number’s 13, and your color’s forest green.

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  From the god of the Maya, all the way from the middle of the Milky Way; the Hunab Ku’s gotta riddle for you(?) on the 29th/30th. It’s another chance for you to middle another little cosmic riddle. A little cosmic communication will brighten up your Christmas vacation, providing a channel with you as a/the handle. Your number’s 13, and your color indigo — just like MOJOPO.

d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  This Friday, the 28th, is the Full Moon in Cancer. A Plutonian opposition offers your answer. It’ll be time (Pluto in Capricorn) for you to regenerate or die. It’s your half-birthday; that’s why. It’s time for you to be born again. Your lucky number’s always 2 and your color’s always white — ’cuz you’re like the queen of the night.

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  We are now past the Solstice, the return of the Sun that shines on everyone. With the Sun in Capricorn, it’s time for you to take care of business. Your color, I’m told, is gold. You’re number’s always 3. This be the truth, from Michael P.

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  Please read the first half of Gemini. The color, though, for you, should be grey/blue. Your number’s always 1. Study the Maya for fun.

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  Please read Taurus, of “chorus,” for Taurus rules the throat. Your numbers are 6 (Venus) and/or 2 (duality). Your colors are either light green (for Venus), or a combination of black and white (for day and night; wrong and right).

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  AUM… Time for you/us to get serious about (y)our yoga. I started doing yoga when I moved to the forest at 20, and I was granted everything I ever really wanted. I’m going to die a yogi. Whether I die in the next 20 minutes or 20 years — I win! If you’re a guitar player, you wake up and tune your guitar. If you’re a yogi or yogini, you wake up and tune your body. Yoga is ruled by Saturn (ruler of Capricorn) and means “union”; the union of our body, mind, spirit, emotions and psychic centers. Unity. To receive, the hand must be open. Meditation is the opening of the hand of the mind. AUM…

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  You’ve got all of January to just think and reflect upon what your partners have to think/say about you — to you. What kind of roommate are you? Ask ’em. They’re dying to tell you.

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