The real astrological spring is around dawn on Wednesday the 10th, with the Sun, Moon, Mars and Venus all conjunct in Aries. I see a lot of theoretical underwear haphazardly strewn along life’s pathways. Time to let it all hang out?! It’s the dawn of the year. Commit yourself — or you will be committed. You’ve got 2 choices. Lead, or be led. Prepare, and then at dawn on the 10th it’ll be time to put your head down and charge ahead! Let the Virgos pick up the pieces later. Happy spring! There are no mistakes. Peace and love shall conquer all.
a ARIES (3.20-4.18) You’ve got one short week to get ready. For everyone —but especially you — it’s time to kick start this astrological new year. At dawn next Wednesday (the 10th), the Sun, the Moon, the planet Uranus, Venus and Mars are all in Aries (with Mercury on the Pisces/Aries cusp) — the sign of new starts, spring, blind impulse, the color red, “me first,” “the line starts here(!),” the initiator, the instigator, the warrior, our fight or flight response, “let’s race,” the face, the hero, the leader and/or the pioneer(o). Show us what’s new with you. You’ve got this week to set it up — and then, put up or shut up.
b TAURUS (4.19-5.19) You’re next…but not yet! There’s too much blind, impulsive, crazy, raging, action and reaction from/for any 12th House subconscious satisfaction. You “May” be granted your prophetic glimpse around this coming 11th/12th. Time (Saturn) is not on your side, so (don’t?) act accordingly…
c GEMINI (5.20-6.19) You’re pulling up the rear. Still lost in/from last year? The tides change right around the Ides. Then you’ll go/get ahead, as your ruler Mercury moves into Aries on the evening of the 13th. ’Til then, you’re dead (Mercury languishing in nostalgic, pontificating, prognosticating, superannuating Pisces).
d CANCER (6.20-7.21) The new Moon’s in Aries on the 10th. Please read Aries and the intro.
e LEO (7.22-8.21) Fire, fire everywhere (please read Aries) — and still, you’re not satisfied? You need a typical, topical, “tripical,” tropical vacation to an exotic, erotic (it’s spring!), hot- (‘g-’?) spot location — even if it’s only in your mind. That’s how I got through the winter, this time. Let’s write it all off as “creative psychology.” Hey! Even a psychosomatic cure is a cure, right?
f VIRGO (8.22-9.21) Please read Gemini… Only with you, it’s coming from an opposition/partnership somewhere in the past, clouding a couple of difficult decisions. Economy will be the key. Another last gasp, as you’re born again with a deeper occult experience, beyond the mysteries of life, death, rebirth and regeneration. There are six Arian planets lighting up/activating your 8th House. Wear red to get ahead, and then kick back hard and clean up your yard!
g LIBRA (9.22-10.21) You’ve got to hide and give it all to any and all of your partners… See what they do while they’re handling the reins for a change or two — without you. Remember — nothing lasts forever. You’ll be back…
h SCORPIO (10.22-11.20) The next Full Moon is in your sign, conjunct the “taskmaster” planet Saturn, on the 25th. Isn’t there some yoga you promised/said you’d do? Maybe it went something like, “Please God (If YOU really do exist), just get me through this…(25 words or less), and then I promise I will…(25 lies or less),” and then you start jiving (to GOD?) your litany of impossible possibilities for everything you’re worth (or not?). BANG! Guess how the MOJO got that shot?
i SAGITTARIUS (11.21-12.20) It’s time for your partner (Jupiter in Gemini) to take over the home (Gemini’s ruler Mercury is in your 4th House of Pisces). True, there are many possible outcomes. You’ll have 2 choices, and 2 voices. Sit back and see… It “May” (hint!) be too much for them, too soon?
j CAPRICORN (12.21-1.18) You’re meditating on your past sex life (your ruler Saturn is retrograde in early Scorpio ’til Independence Day)… You’d be wise to get it right in your mind before you try to relight your little “firecracker” around the 4th of July. And you think God doesn’t have a sense of humor?
k AQUARIUS (1.19-2.17) Please read Aries. It’s your weekend! I recommend that you party with your friends! The Moon’s in your sign toward the end of the week. What you’re looking/searching for is to be found along the periphery of/at some kind of social gathering/event. With a slew of planets in your theoretical 3rd House of Aries, it’s time for you to communicate with your brothers and sisters. Party hearty! Let’s mix it up, and then surrender ’til you remember.
l PISCES (2.18-3.19) Here comes more unexpected money. Think red to get a little bit ahead, and looong for greeen to pay for your entire scene (perhaps a new sugar daddy?). One more, looong week to dream…before you enter a/your new scheme for 2013.