Sorry about last week’s repeat of the previous week’s article. My record with the “Reader” so far — in 16 1/2 glorious years, encompassing 858 issues — is 7 mistakes for the “Reader” and 5 for myself. Now, to speak on behalf of our current “Reader” crew, 3 of their tally dated from the short-lived (oh my GOD, forgive me for my pun!) Alan Baer buyout (oh, by the way, Timothy S., still think I’m a “homophobe”?). Not bad, over all… Over a 99% success ratio! Fortunately, both the “Planet Power” and the “Reader” websites featured last week’s lost holy epistles, verbatim. Whenever in doubt — check it out, for there are no mistakes (when you do what you do for the experience). Aquarian Age Astrologer

c GEMINI (5.20-6.19)  You’ve thought about it long enough, while Jupiter was in Gemini throughout this whole last year. Now, it’s time to make some money from/through your glib wit, as Mercury leads the soon-to-be entourage of planets moving into your theoretical 2nd House of Cancer, starting on Friday, the 31st. Gear up what you’ve learned before said Mercury (your ruler) moves retrograde on June 26th, just after Jupiter departs Gemini to commence a year or so in Cancer. You heard/sang its swan song on Memorial Day, as Mercury conjuncted Jupiter for one last gasp in Gemini, with a kiss for good luck to send it on its merry way.

d CANCER (6.20-7.21)  Here it comes; your best year in 12! Mercury has jumpstarted us into Cancer. Next, Venus will enter the sacred sign of universal motherhood (guess which one I mean?) on the morning of June 2nd, followed by

the Sun around midnight on the 20th, and Jupiter begins its transit of Cancer (the sign of its exaltation), initiating your golden year of inspiration and exploration, on June 25th. Oops! I hear babies crying… How does the MOJO know?

e LEO (7.22-8.21)  Keep your ears open at a party. Whether she’s living or departed, do something nice/worthy for your loving mom now — ahead of “schedge” — ’cause otherwise you’ll feel bad about it in the coming month. Trust me. You will be tested by/on your capability of helping a “moon childe.” Shine a little light on ’em at the right time, in the right way, and you and they’ll live to shine another day…and eventually mirror back your way?

f VIRGO (8.22-9.21)  Plan for an appreciative payback party during June/July to pay back everyone on whom you’ve had to rely and who may have had a positive sway regarding who and what you are today. It’ll be their turn soon. I’ll help keep you in tune by the light of the Moon (hint!).

g LIBRA (9.22-10.21)  In general, there are 2 ways to educate oneself: Schooling and/or travel. May I offer a 3rd? Try asking your mom a question on Sunday, June 2nd. If she was a good mom, her programming can be heard even after she’s departed. When I first held my mother’s ashes under a pomegranate tree, in a strong, clear voice she said to me, “You are guided, my son.” She was reminding me that not only am I everyone’s father; I am also everyone’s son. Then she offered the thought, “When death is nothing, nothing is nothing. Finally, we are free.” Thank you, Mom. See you in the next one… Part of the beauty of astrology is the implied concept of reincarnation. It’s just too heavy to think that a being can come through just one time and get it all…

h SCORPIO (10.22-11.20)  You made it over the hump, chump. Now, get it right and travel light, Dwight. Take a short trip, Flip…at least in your mind, to unwind and see what you can find. You’re living too much by other people’s rules, Jules. Get your autonomy back, Jack, and quit following/swallowing/ listening/vouchsafing/relating the words, philosophies and “jewels” of fools.

i SAGITTARIUS (11.21-12.20)  Consider what you’ve learned from your/any partners during this last year, as your ruler Jupiter finishes its transit of your opposite sign of Gemini during the last week of June. Go ahead, be brave and ask them what they honestly think — before you honestly write them off as not being as deep as you are (how does the MOJO know?). Over this next year you expand through parenting, landscaping, expanding your dwelling, buying and selling, and anything to do with mothering. It takes a lot of help to be independent…

j CAPRICORN (12.21-1.18)  December-born Capricorns are waiting in the wings ’til the “phat lady” sings in mid-November to help them remember what life is all about. The next 2 Full Moons are both on the cusps of your sign. The first is on June 23rd at 2° Capricorn, where it then conjuncts a retrograde Pluto. It’s followed by July 22nd’s Full Moon at 0° Aquarius, while Mars and Jupiter conjunct in Cancer. Low profiling and working on/around home will be/prove your answer.

k AQUARIUS (1.19-2.17)  Saturnians: Your favorite colors are cloudy-day gray, snow white, Earth brown, forest green and midnight black. You’ve got a month before your fame and fortune are in a form to be reborn. Uranians: Your favorite color is electric, light, sky blue. You’ve got ’til July 15th to get to the heart of your new idea/start before you, I and the rest of this world start to pick it apart.

l PISCES (2.18-3.19)  Focus on the pleasure afforded while/by regenerating your home center and get going on a renovating, house/home improvement jumpstart ’til we reach the “sign of the heart,” Leo, which starts on the Full Moon at a quarter after noon on July twenty-“tune.” (You know the rules; anything for a rhyme — anytime!)

a ARIES (3.20-4.18)  How does one expect the unexpected? Those born during the first week in April are finding out right now, firsthand. The planet Uranus, astrology and occult studies can help you understand what you’re going through. Human births are painful. Would that imply that life requires pain? Animals seem to give birth relatively painlessly. Why don’t we? To overcome our species’ rivals (Neanderthals, etc.), we have developed a comparatively large brain — our main tool/weapon of/for our species’ survival. Use it and expect the unexpected…humbly…

b TAURUS (4.19-5.19)  Time to deal with your mom. She’s got quite a year coming up, even if she’s just a memory. Everyone’s got one, right? Venus moves into Cancer ’til June 27th. Then, it’ll be your daddy’s turn. Everybody’s got one…(or two, anymore!?).

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