Hey gang, welcome to my very special BIRTHDAY episode of Movieha! Unwrap this gift with your ears and meet me on the other side.

Hope you liked it! We’re still running out of time for our insta-sequel segment, so it’s going to remain a bonus episode on Monday. Below we have the weekend box office predictions, the trailer we mentioned in On Your Radar, and the Netflix movie for next week. But before we get to that, I have a special request for you: My cousin James Syrek is making a short film that I’ve had the pleasure of hearing lots about. It’s a twisty, turny psychological thriller and I can’t WAIT to see it get made. It’s called Syncope , and it needs YOUR help. He’s a bit short on the final bit of funding, so he needs a few well-intended investors to help him cross the finish line. Please, please, please head HERE to pitch in whatever you can to help a dear, dear friend and talented artist get his vision made. As anyone will tell you, indie flicks are hard to make, especially short films, so do what you can to help someone who I promise won’t let you down get his vision to the world.


Box Office Haikus

Here are last week’s results along with my patented formula that reveals my predictive accuracy:

Box Office May 13-15

1.) Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides – $90 million (Accuracy of prediction – 97%)

2.) Bridesmaids – $20 million (Accuracy of prediction – 100%)

3.) Thor – $15 million (Accuracy of prediction – 86.5%)

4.) Fast 5 – $10 million (Accuracy of prediction – 100%)

5.) Priest – $5 million (Accuracy of prediction – 100%)

Overall accuracy of prediction – 97%

My best week ever.

And I have Pirates to thank?

This is bittersweet.

Now, on to this week’s predictions!

Box Office Predictions for May 20-22

1.) The Hangover Part 2 – $85 million

This is the same film,

but somehow it’s still funny

How did that happen?

2.) Kung Fu Panda 2 – $82 million

Fat panda is back!

And he still does karate!

Do you still love him?

3.) Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides – $40 million

Walk the plank, assholes.

Your run at plundering ends!

Back to the theme park!

4.) Bridesmaids – $15 million

Love you, Kristen Wiig!

Funniest movie this year!

Take that, Hangover .

5.) Thor – $10 million

You done good, blondie.

But it’s back to Asgard now.

You will be back soon.

On Your Radar: The Island Trailer

This is a weird blend of generic Hollywood movie…and insane Gondry-esque visuals. The dive straight into existentialism seems brilliant and blissful. I for one am in, what say you?

Netflix: Four Lions Trailer

Based on the recommendation of Andrew Merczak, we are willing to try this streaming flick about the funny side of terrorism. Bin Laden’s dead, so we can all laugh about it now, right? No? Yeah, that’s why I want to see if this works as well as it seems to in the trailer!

That’s it for this week. Thanks again for all your support! Please sign up for our RSS feed HERE, download our podcasts and rave about us in the comments section of iTunes HERE, follow us on Twitter HERE, and become a fan of us on Facebook HERE! And as always, email any comments and concerns to {encode=”movieha@gmail.com” title=”movieha@gmail.com”}.

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