No Crowning Achievement Due Date breaks water, no new ground The filth wake of a new Jackass film makes other movies’ attempts to shock with ribald humor futile, even with dialogue like “I vomited in the wound.” Nice try, Due Date , but Steve-O practically gargled human feces. Too unimaginative to be risque, director Todd […]

I’ll be back at some point with my Due Date review. It was…okay. That’s all. It’s going to do CRAZY business that first week, that’s for damn sure, as my MIDNIGHT SHOWING was pretty much sold out. People love this kind of broad-based, mass-appealing, semi-raunchy comedy these days. It won’t be number one because Megamind […]

This is usually something I do on Wednesdays. So sue me, it’s late! Actually, please don’t, I do not have the money and I don’t want to cash in my lifetime annual favor from my lawyer brother-in-law on “got sued for a late blog posting.” He’s pretty smart, so I figure I’m good for getting […]

Well, it was a matter of time before we moved from casting hotness like this: To casting hotness like this: And this: The new Spider-man movie is apparently determined to cast things as on-the-nose as possible and has selected Sally Field and Martin Sheen (supposedly) to play Aunt May and Uncle Ben, respectively (wouldn’t it […]