Neptune, the mystical ruler of Pisces, rules mysticism, inspiration, that which can’t be defined, illusion, confusion, delusion, the color purple, the number 9, and the “doorway” to/through the next level. If you can define it, it’s not Neptune. Last week was all about Neptune. Confused yet? Let’s take a mystical peak at this week. There are no mistakes. Peace and love shall conquer all.
l PISCES (2.20-3.20) Water, water everywhere, but not a drop to think. You don’t have to! It’s your season; you don’t need a reason. It’s your season of dreams on the sea of tranquility. Mystics rule. Get holy. Do your yoga — whatever that means to you. Drink deep from the ocean of devotion. This world will still be here when you reemerge, purged.
a ARIES (3.21-4.20) Boom! Right now! Like lightning, the unexpected is seeking/seeping into your life. You can’t tell anyone, or it wouldn’t be unexpected, would it? Your key color clue has a neon, electric, light-blue hue. Keep your eclectic 3rd eye out, open and hopin’, and you’ll find that love could catch your mind’s eye (on Saturday) with a fleeting glance, a chance at romance — at least in your mind — unless your 3rd eye’s blind.
b TAURUS (4.21-5.20) Please read Aries, above. You may be the one that unexpectedly falls in love (with) on Saturday. With the Moon conjunct Venus, it could be an ideal, a child, your boss, a leader, a pretty face, an astrologer(?) or an Aries. Then the Moon enters Taurus on Sunday morning and conjuncts your planet of good luck, Jupiter, at 9:43 p.m. Omax time, followed by fabulous aspects on Moonday and an “opportunity period” on Tuesday afternoon; a special aspect which offers no interference to your free flow of decisions and action. Great week!
c GEMINI (5.21-6.21) Glub! Glub! You got it, thou psychic wonders (Mercury in Pisces for another week). Please read Pisces for the now. For the future, Mercury retrogrades on March 12th and reenters Pisces on March 23rd, going direct shortly after April Fool’s Day (sounds like an omen to me!) to redirect everything going wrong for this week. …’Til once again, we speak.
d CANCER (6.22-7.22) Start now! Unexpectedly initiate. Don’t tell anyone, or it will be too late. Anticipate the wait at/for another date. You(’ll) start to fall in love around lunch on Saturday, so don’t munch too much! Sunday, Moonday and Tuesday are your “art” days (no, I’m not just talkin’ ’bout yer porn). Work on your “pièce de résistance” ’til sundown. Then, you’ll have something to talk about. You’re a week away.
e LEO (7.23-8.22) Your time of balance and completion has finally approached. How have the last 14/15 years been, during Neptune’s opposition? At last it’s over — like a dream. What’s left is you. If you subtract what started to change during the beginning of 1998 what’s left is you…after you awaken as from a/this dream…
f VIRGO (8.23-9.22) Time to hide. There’s too much opposition to maintain your (or anyone’s) position. Dancing in the void. Violence (due to Mars retrograde in Virgo) is/will be sneaking up on you ’til mid-April. Don’t bet when you can’t afford to lose. It’s time for youse to learn to sing da blues. Time to hide.
g LIBRA (9.23-10.22) Please read Taurus. With you, of “chorus” (Taurus rules the voice), you’ll have the whole weekend to fall in love — starting right now, as you read these words! Look around you… How does the MOJO know? Compassion is love, squared…
h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22) Ahhh… Back in your element(?); art, love, design, spirituality, mysticism, mesmerism, estheticism and emotional x-ray vision. Can you/we know too much? Can you synthesize the mystery out of your history? Well then, what about her story? Her glory is wholly in — then out — of your dreams…or so it seems…?
i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21) Make obeisance to your GOD on Sunday, as Jupiter sets with the MOON at midnight. But first (actually, shouldn’t your butt be second?), please read Taurus.
j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20) Hold on. Time to regroup with the family, your brothers and sisters, your friends, your tribe. The first step is/would be communication… Maybe a short vacation to a seaside destination? Perhaps a short hallucination — at least in your mind. Try going to sleep early on Saturday. Dream and miss the “war” as Mars opposes your ruler, a retrograding-’til-summer Saturn.
k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19) Please read first Taurus, then Aries. Everyone’s finally left and you’ve finally got some time/room on/of your own. If only you didn’t need the money… You’d have to entertain yourself, though. Time to water the plants of your economy. Lightning strikes around March 24th/25th. An electric, eclectic idea comes blazing through the heavens!