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    Cutting Room for July 2018

    A fundraiser to settle the Marvel vs DC debate once and for all? A new theater run by robots? The impending apocalypse? All covered in this installment of Cutting Room! more

    Jul 6, 2018

    5:30 AM

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    I Really Don’t Cartel Do U?

    No Emily Blunt and lots more silly racial fear-mongering combines with a spin-in-place plot and truly ugly visuals to create a boring, stupid action movie that has absolutely no reason to exist. more

    Jun 29, 2018

    1:10 PM

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    It’s a Stall World After All

    A sequel that's all set-up for a potentially insane final chapter to a weird trilogy, this installment is utter nonsense and loud noises that culminates in a silly ending that could mean great and goofy things ahead for dino-terror. more

    Jun 22, 2018

    11:58 AM

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    Boredom as Motive

    This dull heist movie takes itself far too seriously in retelling a crime committed by bored bros. more

    Jun 22, 2018

    9:25 AM

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    Knock, Knock: It’s No Surprise

    This well-produced, good-feeling documentary has very little in the way of revelations or insights. It's basically a long commercial for Mister Rogers Neighborhood, which makes it watchable but not exceptionally compelling. more

    Jun 20, 2018

    9:34 AM

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    Suparental Sympathies

    This long-awaited sequel sees the superpowered family return to action to thwart the evil Screenslaver. It's a perfectly fine and fun follow-up that has little to say beyond sympathizing with stressed and tired moms and dads everywhere. more

    Jun 15, 2018

    12:11 PM

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    Hell Is Your Family

    This is a meticulous, intricate examination of emotional trauma, a hyperbolic look at inherited mental illness and one of the most beautifully horrific films of all time. The last half hour will mess you up or make you laugh, so either way you win. more

    Jun 8, 2018

    1:21 PM

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    Fun the Jewels

    A perfect cast pulls off the perfect heist, albeit without being allowed to have quite as much fun onscreen as was permitted in other installments. If you don't enjoy watching these diamonds get boosted, you've lost the shine on your soul. more

    Jun 8, 2018

    11:50 AM

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    For Want of Dingo Babysitters

    Martin Freeman does his best in a zombie movie about a father trying to find someone to watch his daughter forever. There are lots of themes about Australian Aboriginal peoples and environmentalism, but don't get your hopes too high. more

    Jun 1, 2018

    11:59 AM

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    Cutting Room for June 2018

    Alex and Pete chat, PBS gets funded, you can get famous, and films catch fire all in this edition of Cutting Room! more

    Jun 1, 2018

    8:00 AM

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    Concerning Conductor Composition

    A look at the numbers reveals that there are fewer women composers than in any other artistic field in cinema. Here's a look at the problem and some points of hope. more

    Jun 1, 2018

    7:00 AM

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    Wookie Rookie by the Bookie

    This swashbuckling space adventure has a killer cast and is a ton of fun...whenever it isn't bogged down by explaining tiny details not even the most die-hard fan would care about. A good time that could have been great fun. more

    May 25, 2018

    1:23 PM

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    Burn Before Watching

    A seemingly unfinished adaptation of Ray Bradbury's classic that is a strong contender for the worst movie of the year. Maybe read a book instead? more

    May 22, 2018

    9:26 AM

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    Deadpool Me Twice, Shame on Me?

    Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) must protect a young mutant, Russell (Julian Dennison), from a time-traveling soldier, Cable (Josh Brolin), who aims to kill the boy before he becomes a supervillain. There are a lot of jokes. more

    May 18, 2018

    1:24 PM

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    Voulez-vou Valet Avec Moi?

    This silly serial-killer tale is the kind of watchable B-movie trash we don't get much of these days. Featuring David Tennant with a perm and unintentional hilarity, it's the best kind of bad movie. more

    May 4, 2018

    1:05 PM

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    “All Things Being Equal” Sucks

    After being repeatedly told that reviewers should "leave politics out of" criticism, it seems like a good time to explain why that can't really happen. more

    May 4, 2018

    6:00 AM

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    Cutting Room for May 2018

    Alien celebrations, medieval monks, sci-fi savagery, crimes outside of time and space not associated with the Trump administration, and hope for a DC movie all in this month's column! more

    May 4, 2018

    5:00 AM

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    You Spin Me Right Round, Maybe?

    Mason's take on the new record holder for "biggest opening weekend in history" is even slightly harsher than Ryan's, as he catalogs all the things the movie undoes. more

    Apr 30, 2018

    12:51 PM

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    Diplomacy Is Finite

    It all leads up to this: All the Marvel heroes fight an angry space raisin with a bedazzled MacGuffin. It's about 99% action and 1% emoting, with consequences so big, you may actually laugh at them. more

    Apr 27, 2018

    11:55 AM

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    Cutting Room

    Bruce Crawford's latest film event and a slew of awesome Film Streams offerings are all in this installment! more

    Apr 26, 2018

    10:46 AM

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    Surreally Ambitious

    This surreal comedy is as terrifying as it is hilarious. Ostensibly about a telemarketer who rises through corporate ranks, this is actually a condemnation of countless levels of modern apathy and human cruelty. more

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    Itty Bitty Witty Committee

    Much like last time, this misadventure aims for comedy-action and sort-of glances off both components. Ant-Man (Paul Rudd) and the Wasp (Evangeline Lilly) try to retrieve her mom from the "quantum realm" and fight lame, useless bad guys. more

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    I Really Don’t Cartel Do U?

    No Emily Blunt and lots more silly racial fear-mongering combines with a spin-in-place plot and truly ugly visuals to create a boring, stupid action movie that has absolutely no reason to exist. more

  • Fallen Kingdom Grade.jpg

    It’s a Stall World After All

    A sequel that's all set-up for a potentially insane final chapter to a weird trilogy, this installment is utter nonsense and loud noises that culminates in a silly ending that could mean great and goofy things ahead for dino-terror. more

  • WYBMN Grade.jpg

    Knock, Knock: It’s No Surprise

    This well-produced, good-feeling documentary has very little in the way of revelations or insights. It's basically a long commercial for Mister Rogers Neighborhood, which makes it watchable but not exceptionally compelling. more

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    Suparental Sympathies

    This long-awaited sequel sees the superpowered family return to action to thwart the evil Screenslaver. It's a perfectly fine and fun follow-up that has little to say beyond sympathizing with stressed and tired moms and dads everywhere. more

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