Film
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Burn Before Watching
A seemingly unfinished adaptation of Ray Bradbury's classic that is a strong contender for the worst movie of the year. Maybe read a book instead? more
May 22, 2018
9:26 AM
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Deadpool Me Twice, Shame on Me?
Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) must protect a young mutant, Russell (Julian Dennison), from a time-traveling soldier, Cable (Josh Brolin), who aims to kill the boy before he becomes a supervillain. There are a lot of jokes. more
May 18, 2018
1:24 PM
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Voulez-vou Valet Avec Moi?
This silly serial-killer tale is the kind of watchable B-movie trash we don't get much of these days. Featuring David Tennant with a perm and unintentional hilarity, it's the best kind of bad movie. more
May 4, 2018
1:05 PM
“All Things Being Equal” Sucks
After being repeatedly told that reviewers should "leave politics out of" criticism, it seems like a good time to explain why that can't really happen. more
May 4, 2018
6:00 AM
Cutting Room for May 2018
Alien celebrations, medieval monks, sci-fi savagery, crimes outside of time and space not associated with the Trump administration, and hope for a DC movie all in this month's column! more
May 4, 2018
5:00 AM
You Spin Me Right Round, Maybe?
Mason's take on the new record holder for "biggest opening weekend in history" is even slightly harsher than Ryan's, as he catalogs all the things the movie undoes. more
Apr 30, 2018
12:51 PM
Diplomacy Is Finite
It all leads up to this: All the Marvel heroes fight an angry space raisin with a bedazzled MacGuffin. It's about 99% action and 1% emoting, with consequences so big, you may actually laugh at them. more
Apr 27, 2018
11:55 AM
Cutting Room
Bruce Crawford's latest film event and a slew of awesome Film Streams offerings are all in this installment! more
Apr 26, 2018
10:46 AM
Not the Worst Thing Involving Cops
The Broken Lizard guys are back with diminishing returns! This time, they have to oversee a Canadian town that's being given back to America. So it's a ton of uninspired Canadian jokes and one memorable moment with Rob Lowe and a wiener. more
Apr 20, 2018
11:40 AM
Movieha: Episode 265
Matt and Ryan talk about The Rock's Rampage, why it's good to see movies at home, why it's also good to see movies in theaters, and other nonsense. more
Apr 16, 2018
11:35 AM
Wherefore Art Thou, Magilla Gorilla?
This would-be B-movie takes too long to get to the part where a giant gorilla fights a giant wolf and a giant crocodile. Also, somebody buy The Rock one properly fitting shirt. more
Apr 13, 2018
12:08 PM
Nonverbal Abstinence Advocacy
Monsters that hunt by sound brought about the apocalypse, as one family tries to survive by being very very quiet. It has all the tension of realizing in a traffic jam that you gambled wrong in not using the bathroom before you left. For 90 minutes. more
Apr 6, 2018
2:06 PM
Cutting Room for April 2018
Get ready to have your Studio Ghibli-ed, talk about sex and learn about funny ladies. Not all at the same time. more
Apr 6, 2018
7:00 AM
Lusting After Armageddon
Wholly inadvertently, our use of postapocalyptic fiction has dulled (and continues to dull) our reactions to the very real planet murder we’re currently in the middle of carrying out. more
Apr 6, 2018
6:00 AM
Movieha: Episode 264
Matt and Ryan talk about Ready Player One, taunt another published author, and give you recommendations that will probably (not) change your life. more
Apr 2, 2018
8:40 AM
Nostal-jail
In the near future, everyone spends their time in a virtual reality called the OASIS. Most are trying to solve a quest that involves extensive 1980s pop culture references. If nostalgia pornography is your thing, you're in for a treat. more
Mar 30, 2018
1:33 PM
Power Grab-Ass
When Josef Stalin croaks in gloriously undignified fashion, it sets off a panicked scramble to fill the void left by his murderous mustache. This hilarious, savage satire skewers all toxic, small men cruelly trying to be big boys. more
Mar 29, 2018
3:12 PM
Movieha: Episode 263
Matt talks more about the cult he's developing. Ryan tries to discourage him. They both revel in the glory of Pacific Rim: Uprising. Listen up! more
Mar 25, 2018
10:09 AM
Kaiju Goo Goo
Surprisingly, this is a better version of a film in which giant robots punch slobbery monsters farted from the ocean's butt crack than the first one, which was directed by a guy who just won an Oscar. more
Mar 23, 2018
11:44 AM
The Best Movies of Our Young Millennium
Mason thought long and hard, weighed the evidence, and chose 10 (and only 10) movies that represent the best of the millennium so far. You'll be surprised, I promise. more
Mar 23, 2018
10:15 AM
Movieha: Episode 262
Matt and Ryan talk about Thoroughbreds, which are murdery young women and not actual ponies. Also, we talk about ponies. more
Mar 21, 2018
2:04 PM
Taking a Scenic Sociopath
Two entitled young white teenagers, one a sociopath and the other just a spoiled princess, decide to kill one of their stepfathers. It's the good kind of quirky and a mild kind of insightful. more
Mar 16, 2018
1:14 PM
Mar 13, 2018
9:45 AM
Report Card
Burn Before Watching
A seemingly unfinished adaptation of Ray Bradbury's classic that is a strong contender for the worst movie of the year. Maybe read a book instead? more
Deadpool Me Twice, Shame on Me?
Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) must protect a young mutant, Russell (Julian Dennison), from a time-traveling soldier, Cable (Josh Brolin), who aims to kill the boy before he becomes a supervillain. There are a lot of jokes. more
Voulez-vou Valet Avec Moi?
This silly serial-killer tale is the kind of watchable B-movie trash we don't get much of these days. Featuring David Tennant with a perm and unintentional hilarity, it's the best kind of bad movie. more
Diplomacy Is Finite
It all leads up to this: All the Marvel heroes fight an angry space raisin with a bedazzled MacGuffin. It's about 99% action and 1% emoting, with consequences so big, you may actually laugh at them. more
Not the Worst Thing Involving Cops
The Broken Lizard guys are back with diminishing returns! This time, they have to oversee a Canadian town that's being given back to America. So it's a ton of uninspired Canadian jokes and one memorable moment with Rob Lowe and a wiener. more
Nonverbal Abstinence Advocacy
Monsters that hunt by sound brought about the apocalypse, as one family tries to survive by being very very quiet. It has all the tension of realizing in a traffic jam that you gambled wrong in not using the bathroom before you left. For 90 minutes. more